My name is Jonah.
I’m twenty-one.
I live in a modified closet between a frat house and the grad-women’s dorm.
And every hole I own is open 24/7.
100 % consensual adults • 21-year-old human urinal / cum-rag / gangbang toy • piss, squirt, spit, anal, double-anal, fisting, gloryholes, bodily fluids, public use • 18+
I signed it drunk on a Thursday: “I voluntarily become the 24/7 consensual cum-dump for Delta-Gamma-Grad and any invited guests. No safe word needed because I never want it to stop.” They filmed me signing it with my own cum as ink.
They gutted a 6×8 storage closet, installed a mattress soaked in day-one loads, cut two waist-high gloryholes into opposite walls (one into the frat basement, one into the grad-women’s lounge), and bolted a steel toilet frame over my face. I moved in wearing nothing but a dog tag that says “OPEN.”
Average day: 40–60 loads through the holes. Girls on the sorority side piss on my face between classes. Frat guys on the other side use my ass while shotgunning beers. I swallow until my stomach bloats, then keep swallowing. The floor is never dry.
Friday nights the entire pledge class (22 girls) crams in, locks the door, and uses me for eight straight hours. They take turns fisting my ass while the others sit on my face and squirt. One girl kept count: 187 orgasms in one night. I blacked out twice and they just kept going.
They turned my closet into a 72-hour live-streamed stress-relief station. Over 300 documented users. I was catheterized with a funnel so girls could piss directly into my bladder while fucking me. By hour 60 I was delirious and still begging for more.
Once a month they throw “Golden Nights.” Fifty women, one goal: fill me until I overflow. They plug my ass, funnel piss into my mouth, and watch my belly swell like I’m pregnant. When they finally pull the plug I spray like a fountain while they cheer and film it for the house Snapchat.
Two senior girls trained me for weeks with bigger and bigger plugs. On graduation day they live-streamed both their fists + a 16-inch double-dildo in my ass at the same time. I came so hard I shot across the room and hit the lens. The clip has 11 million views and counting.
I’m twenty-three now. My degree is useless—I never leave the closet. They replaced the door with a saloon-style swinging flap so anyone can walk in anytime. My body is covered in permanent Sharpie tallies. I eat, sleep, and breathe cum, piss, and pussy. And I’ve never been happier.
I’m not a student anymore.
I’m campus property.
And the semester never ends.